The title gives you a prelude as to what I've been putting a sincere effort into; to just forget all the let downs I've come across throughout this month. From my failure to get selected for the Google Summer of Code, to missing out on a trip to San Francisco, topped off with the end of a one and a half year long shit festival and a lot lot more, April 2009 is something I'd really like to put behind me. Anyways, I barely scraped through four exams, and I still have two left but all I can think of right now is about making my retreat to Bangalore on the 2nd of May, where I know I can take my well deserved vacation. I'm looking forward to meeting my family and the newest addition to it (my baby nephew Advaith), a trip to Mysore with a few friends of mine and a visit to the Sun IEC so as to catch up with some of the Sun engineers and folks from the CA community.
Once I get back to Jaipur, I'll be focusing entirely on a single project for the first time in my life as a geek. As of now, I remain entirely drowned in a sea of disappointments when it comes to my capabilities but that's only made me a little more curious as to where my 100% lies.
So once this mental hibernation of mine ends, I'll be bringing out my reborn self, Lalith-2.0-r0 (release date 13/05/2009). Let's see if I can pull this off for real. :)
Here's the complete recipe for a mental breakdown, refined by me over the semester and having culminated into a masterpiece at the end of three and a half months.
1. Projects which you'll never complete. : At least 4 nos
2. OpenGL assignments which you hate for obvious reasons: 1 nos
3. OS assignments that you like, but don't have time for: 1 nos
4. Miscellaneous assignments, presentations etc. : 2 nos
5. Sun Campus Ambassador job in a place like MNIT : 1 nos
6. College System Administrator job: 1 nos
7. Burden of applying for the Google Summer of Code: 1 nos
8. Examinations per month: 6 nos
9. Attendance shortage in subjects: 3 nos
10. A social life which involves a lot of maggots : Extra, for taste
How to prepare your killer Mental Breakdown Delight:
Begin the semester with a clear mindset of what you're going to do, what projects you'll take up and what activities you'd like to involve yourself in. Now make sure you have too many areas of interests, otherwise, it's a little hard to get the flavour just right. Now pick one project each for every area of interest that you've got, and make sure that none of them have overlapping fields. One such combination that gives you good results is parallel computing, HA Clustering, electronic design automation and game development. Keep it to boil in a normal sized dish and stir until your mental gravy starts to bubble.
Make sure you have a job like the Sun campus ambassador job wherein you have to conduct workshops on FOSS during your institute's technical fests that are organized by very capable beings. Note that the gravy won't thicken if you have a very good FOSS culture in your institute and there are a lot of dedicated students all set to make it a grand success. There should only be a selected few students running after everything. The lesser the count (apart from you), the better.
Now in between your projects and your workshops, make sure you try and explore other worlds as well. You could try taking a one week vacation off to attend a conference like Sun Tech Days, have a lot of fun and return only to be shocked at how many classes you missed. Now begins the attendance shortage component of our recipe. Make sure you've missed enough classes so that you don't feel like attending any more. For best results, bunk those classes wherein tests are conducted frequently, so that you avoid attending them as long as you don't know anything.
The mid terms will be around just to test how spicy your dish is. If you're well prepared with your subjects, the mid terms won't add any extra zing to your mental breakdown dish.
After this point, you can set the flame to a slightly higher level if the bubbles aren't forming fast enough. Add two weeks of the Google Summer of Code application period wherein you have to make a proposal and submit a patch for the project's code as part of the application process. In order to give the gravy that burning feeling, make sure you have to attend to system administrators from NRCFOSS during this application process and work with them on hardening some of the institute servers. It's recommended that they prefer to work with a distribution of Linux that you're not comfortable with, like Deepofix. Chances are, you'll suck at balancing your time here and hence, it'll improve the dish in every possible way.
In the meantime, chop a few more pending assignments on a separate plate and keep adding to it while you're preparing the rest of the meal in parallel. This is done, so that by the end of the semester, you'll have way to many assignments left to do and that upon adding the contents of this place to the gravy, your dish will explode in a super nova of burnt out brain cells.
For those who're extra ambitious as far as tinkering with their own sanity is concerned, you might want to try having a social life wherein everyone (at least most people) around you are complete maggots. You can have them range across all levels from class 1 to class 4, and for best results, you might even want to know a couple of super maggots who're so sly, that you'll be in the dark until the throw phase of the use and throw routine that maggots are known to follow.
By the end of the semester, your mental breakdown delight should be more than complete. Serve and enjoy!
The whole of last week, I was at Hyderabad and I really can't express in words as to how great it felt to be away from college for a full, solid seven days! Me, Sarguru, Nitin and Lakshminarayan left for Delhi on the evening of the 14th. Our train was from Delhi Nizamuddin station at 7 in the morning. The journey went rather smoothly with me spending most of my time sleeping.
On Monday morning, we arrived at Secunderabad station and we were quick to book a room in a nearby lodge for Rs 135 per person per day! :P
We had a good south Indian meal for brunch and we were all set for our sight seeing spree. The first place we visited was Golconda fort. Inspite of having been in Rajasthan (more specifically speaking, Jaipur) for close to three years, I had not been to a single fort there! So the Golconda trip was quite a first for me as we explored the citadel, the gardens, the prison and so on.
We then went back to the city to check out the Charminar, which really didn't have anything great about it. Or maybe I just can't appreciate things that are beautiful.
Anyways, we decided to catch a movie at the famous Imax theatre complex, and after a good long walk around the Hussein Sagar lake, we were finally there. McDonald's helped rejuvenate our strength as we mowed down on burgers and mexican wraps and went on to get tickets for the 3-D version of Polar Express. :) We had a good half hour left till the show started, so we decided to fool around with some fun stuff in the complex namely, the Haunted House, the Mirror Maze and the Crazy Hotel. The mirror maze would have been interesting had I not known the 'only-left' algorithm to navigate out of mazes. :)
Watching the Polar Express in 3-D was certainly something else, since you actually felt like you were 'there', with the snow falling around you, the train nearly hitting you and you looking out of windows. We then called it a day, and hit the beds in the luxury of our lodge. :)
Day two was rather boring in comparison to day one. We set out to the Birla Art exhibition first and uhm... saw some paintings, most of which I couldn't comprehend. Modern art is shitty I tell you. I'm sure I can do patterns that are more coherent than those. And not surprisingly, most of the paintings were titled 'Untitled'. Like duh? Ideally, most of them could have been named something like, 'Random-instances-of-paint-strewn-over-a-sheet', or 'When-my-dog-messed-with-my-paint' and so on. Heck, maybe they just aren't creative enough. :D
What followed in our itinerary was the Salar Jung museum. We had a jolly good time looking at Salar Jung III's pictures and paintings and tagging him 'gay'. Trust me, the pictures did make him look so but I'm sure he was a great chap! The only exhibits that interested us were the arms and weapons collection where all kinds of guns, swords including Indian/Persian simitars and armour were up on display. Once we were done with the museum, we proceeded back to the Birla Planetorium to catch the English Show which took us through a journey through space and explained a lot of interesting components about the mystery we call, the universe.
Day 3-5: Sun Tech Days 2009:
This has certainly been the coolest developers' conference I've ever attended! The Hyderabad International Convention Center itself took my breath away with it's magnificence. And the whole idea of giving a talk here was simply exciting! The inaugural ceremony was brilliant, with a 11 year old percussion sensation drumming away to cheers and applauds from us, the mesmerized audience. What followed were demonstrations of some of Sun's technologies which included JavaFX by Chuk Munn Lee and JavaTV by Srinidhi. Then came the moment we've all waited for, the opening key note by James Gosling, the father of Java himself!
After the ceremony, I went over to my stall, where I helped carry out OSUM registrations and conduct demonstrations of OHAC and HA-Cron all day. I interacted with a lot of people from different companies and institutes, discussed code and projects with some and made plans for workshops with a handful. :)
JB had his Project Kenai stall right next to mine and he took me through the whole project. I really didn't know what Kenai was all about until this so I'm kind of intrigued by the idea behind it. It also has a lot of relevance considering the fact that the world is moving towards an era of cloud computing. I was kind of picturising the whole concept of project management with the social computing paradigm and a bit of cloud computing and it sounded amazing! A couple of hours after that, I met Mayuresh from the OpenSolaris team who asked me the details of my talk which was scheduled on the 19th. Later that day in the evening, I went over to the hall to test my laptop with the projector and it worked like a charm.
Day three ended with a dinner treat by Ganesh to the entire Sun CA gang and we digged in to Hyderabadi Biriyani and a sweet dish which had a really weird name that I can't remember now.
Day four was just as exciting with me conducting even more demos, meeting even more people and finally giving my talk! Jay Mahadeokar, the CA from SRKNEC, Nagpur gave a talk on Project Canopee which made use of SunSPOTS, his pet technology. :) After that I talked about HA-Cron and the GDS methodology for agent development on OHAC. My talk was well perceived and I managed to create a bit of hype around OHAC itself, as was told to me by some systems engineers from De Shaw, who'd attended my talk. And wow! Did that feel great!
At 3:00 PM, Ganesh N Ram A.K.A GNR, gave the talk on OHAC itself and explained in great detail SMF, FMA, failover and scalable clusters and gave a superb demonstration which was followed by a grand applause from our audience. Both of us together answered a flurry of doubts that were thrown from the audience and I went on to get acquainted with even more people after that. :)
I lazed around for the rest of the day at the stall and continued demonstrating OHAC to all passersby. I'm surprised at all the OHAC evangelism I did! We were again treated to dinner by Ganesh himself. :)
University day was rather boring as a lot of the talks were being repeated over and over again. Abhishek gave an amazing talk on 'Enterprising Open Source' and with his panache, kept the crowd entertained. In the evening, we CAs stayed back to meet Joe Hartley, Vice President, Global Government, Education & Healthcare, Sun Microsystems and we gave him our feedback about the programme in general. A photo shoot followed after which we all left to catch our trains and so on.
After quite a sick journey from Hyderabad to Warangal, a six hour wait for the train to Jaipur and a Jaipur-Coimbatore train filled with brats, we finally got back to our good ol' college. Damn.
At 9.30 AM in the New Junior Lecture Hall of MNIT Jaipur, Fotia kicked off to a start. Ajay Ahuja, General Manager (Systems Engineering), Sun Microsystems talked about OpenSolaris and it's awesome features, using quite an interesting flash based demo. I followed up with a talk on my favourite project, Open HA Cluster.:) But sadly enough, Murphy decided to make things difficult and halfway through my talk the power went off in the whole institute! But I managed to keep the crowd occupied by asking students to come forward and give lightning talks on open source technologies that they've worked on. We gave away OpenSolaris t-shirts to these students and all those who were able to answer questions that followed Ajay's talk. We then conducted the much awaited FOSS quiz, and after a tie breaker for the first prize, we gave away an iPOD Shuffle to Himanshu Agarwal from Jaipur. Two second prizes (4GB pen drives) and three third prizes (Frontec headphones) were given away as well. All our participants received OpenSolaris and Netbeans DVDs, pens, keychains and participation certificates. Thanks to all the attendees and the organisers who made it all possible!
Fotia, a workshop on some of the coolest open source technologies, is happening at MNIT-Jaipur on the 7th of February, 2009 during our techno-cultural fest, Blitzschlag '09! The agenda for the day is as follows:
1) 0800-0900 Hours: Registration
2) 0900-1000 Hours: 'OpenSolaris and it's exciting features' by Ajay Ahuja, General Manager (Systems Engineering)
3) 1000-1100 Hours: 'Open High Availability Cluster' by Lalith Suresh, Sun Campus Ambassador, MNIT-Jaipur
4) 1100-1200 Hours: FOSS Quiz; prizes include one iPOD Shuffle, two 4GB Pendrives and three Headphones!
Apart from this, we're distributing OpenSolaris Starter Kits, Netbeans DVDs and we're giving away OpenSolaris t-shirts to the sharper among the audience members!
So what are you waiting for? Come on over!